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Cancel Culture’s Wish List to eliminate “offensive” nicknames in baseball

Yankees could offend southerners
Dodgers could offend those who avoided the draft
Mets (Metropolitans) could offend non city dwellers
Red Sox could offend people who wear white sox
Astros could offend space aliens
Braves could offend, what’s the point?
Blue Jays could offend all birds that aren’t blue
Cubs could offend probably some group of people with too much time on their hands
White Sox could offend, see Red Sox
Cardinals could offend, see Blue Jays
Indians could offend, see Braves
Angels could offend atheists
Phillies could offend, see Cubs
Giants could offend short people
Reds could offend communists
Padres could offend, see Angels
Tigers could offend, again see Cubs
Twins could offend, only children
Rays could offend, sun worshippers
Brewers could offend teetotalers
Athletics could offend lazy people
Pirates could offend law abiding citizens
Rangers could offend outlaws
Mariners could offend pirates
Nationals could offend illegal aliens
Orioles could offend, see Blue Jays and Cardinals
Marlins could offend, maybe that one slips through
Royals could offend the rest of us peasants
Diamondbacks could offend snake worshippers
Rockies could offend see Marlins